Homeless can now CRAP anywheres (castro / upper market) San Francisco as adopted a new law that enables the "homeless" to essentially take a crap wherever they please. As long as it's not within 50 ft of a school. To prove their new gained power a homeless coalition rounded up over 50 homeless persons and assembled them on the city hall stairs. They all proceeded to " take a shit". Many progressive supervisors and like minded individuals stood by and applauded. Many supporters said that they would have joined in but didn't because they didn't want their picture in the paper taking a shit. Local police stood by to make sure everything went smoothly. When police were asked how they felt about this new law they said they backed it up. Conservationists say it will save water and toilet paper! And create food for pidgions, who they claim as their national bird. Fire officials were just a little concerend because they now have to clean their shoes off constantly. Health officials say they have little concern. They are more concerend with soda and sugary drinks right now. Muni has hired 50 new workers to deal with this new law. They really have their hands full keeping the buses free of piles of shit. One or two foreign newcomer groups are offering to take the crap off the city's hands for next to nothing, officials are suspicious because now they feel it must have some kind of hidden value. So instead they plan to store the shit in warehouses on treasure island. All this is simply amazing!